The most obnoxious, stupidest faction of people in the world is the one that writes "you're" as "your" online. These are two completely different words that happen to sound similar like "write" and "right" or "no" and "know." Every time I see "Your awesome!" on Facebook (which is unfortunately very regularly because everyone knows I'm awesome), 1% of me dies. Well, I'm operating at 13% right now and I beg you to stop this practice. Realize that substituting "your" for "you're" means you are and forever will be an idiot. Thanks.
"CHRIS": Chris claims to have been the inspiration for the character 'Chunk' in The Goonies. In 2002, Chris' televised remarks regarding the resemblance resulted in an out-of-court settlement with Warner Brothers. Chris now lives comfortably in a two-bedroom loft with his best friend, Sloth. "JAMES": James is considered by many to be "tidy" and "unoffensive". He gets by just fine. "LUKE": Luke is just an alias for one of the guys from Night Court. He's not Bull, and he's not John Larroquette. "ROB": Rob lives comfortably in a two-bedroom loft with his best friend, Chris. He's known affectionately as Sloth. "TONY": Tony may or may not know this blog exists. He enjoys the 1995 Chicago Bulls and his xenophobia has been described on more than one occasion as "alarming".