"CHRIS": Chris claims to have been the inspiration for the character 'Chunk' in The Goonies. In 2002, Chris' televised remarks regarding the resemblance resulted in an out-of-court settlement with Warner Brothers. Chris now lives comfortably in a two-bedroom loft with his best friend, Sloth. "JAMES": James is considered by many to be "tidy" and "unoffensive". He gets by just fine. "LUKE": Luke is just an alias for one of the guys from Night Court. He's not Bull, and he's not John Larroquette. "ROB": Rob lives comfortably in a two-bedroom loft with his best friend, Chris. He's known affectionately as Sloth. "TONY": Tony may or may not know this blog exists. He enjoys the 1995 Chicago Bulls and his xenophobia has been described on more than one occasion as "alarming".